Drunk and the Nun
A drunk comes out of a pub and sees a nun walkin on the other side of the street. So he carefully crosses the road and walks straight up to her and kicks her in her crotch. He then proceeds to rain punches on her face. Before she really knows what is going on he pulls her back up and knocks her out with a vicious head butt.
Standing over her bleeding broken body he dusts off his hands and gloats "You're not so fuckin tough and scary tonight are you batman!"
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