Chicken and Horse are playing in the farmyard when Horse falls in some deep mud. "Help me, Chicken: I'm gonna die!" Chicken goes and gets the pickup truck and winches Horse outta the muck. "Thank you Chicken. You saved my life."

A year later, after the spring rains, Chicken falls in a patch of deep mud. "Help me Horse! Get me outta this mud -- I'm gonna die!" Horse whips out his dick, Chicken grabs hold, and Horse pulls him out. "Well'" says Horse, "we sure did learn our lesson!"

"Yep," says Chicken, "If you got a big dick, you don't need a pickup truck."