A crusty Sergeant Major is at a party when a lady at the event approaches him and asks, "Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," says the Sergeant Major. "Just serious by nature."
"You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955."
"You readlly need to chill out and have yourself some fun. I mean, no sex since 1955!"
She takes him to a private room, where she proceeds to "relax" him several times. Once done she says, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!"
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, replies, "I hope not - it's only 21:30 now."