Four businessmen are having lunch when the first, an American, brags he has four kids and one more child will give him a basketball team.
The Canadian says that's nothing - one more, he'll have a hockey team.
The Japanese man, not to be outdone, claims he has eight kids and with the next one he'll have a baseball team.
The Arab businessman looks at them and says, "I have 17 wives 0 one more and I'll have a golf course."