A young woman walks into a Japanese incense store and browses, looking at all the incenses.. Jasper, Dragon's Breathe, Forrest, But as she is looking through them she notices a scent that she would like.. "Morning Wood" thinking of how nice it would be to wake up to it, she takes a sniff.. appalled by its smell, she storms up and says to the store clerk and exclaims: "This smells like a penis! What the hell?" to which the store clerk replies: "I know, that's what it is"