A tomato grower in town always had the reddest tomatoes. A woman approached her and asked;
"How do you always get your tomatoes so red?"

To which she replied;
"Well every morning at 10 I stand naked in the greenhouse and they all just blush for me, you should try it"

The woman accepted the tip and returned the day after she flashed for the vegetables. The tomato grower asked her how did it go;

"Well the tomatoes didnt blush for me, but the cucumbers fucking flew straight up!"