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# your momma so... math version

Your Momma is so dumb that she can't even solve a second-order non-homogeneous differential equation!

Your Momma is like a protractor.....good at every angle.

Your Momma prefers 77 to 69 because she gets 8 more

Your Momma is so stupid she thought that e^(pi*i) was equal to -2.

Your Momma is so dumb, she thinks cosine is something you do on a loan.

Your Momma is so dumb she tried to use the Pythagorean theorem to solve an obtuse triangle.

Your Momma thinks square roots are vegetables.

Your Momma's muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

The shortest distance between your momma and any given person is 50 cents.

The integral of your momma is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.

Your Momma is so fat, objects fall towards her at a rate of 9.8m/s^2.
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