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Thank you for calling the Amber Alert Hotline. If you wish to report a missing child, please press 1 after the tone.
*1*
You have chosen to report a missing child. If your child is a WHITE GIRL, please press 1. If your child is a WHITE BOY, please press 2. If your child is JAPANESE, please press 3. For all other Asian children, please press 4. If your child is Latino, please return to Puerto Rico or your nation of origin and look there. If your child is AFRICAN-AMERICAN, please press 8.
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You have chosen AFRICAN-AMERICAN child. If this is correct, please press 1.
*1*
Thank you for selecting AFRICAN-AMERICAN child. Please hold for the first available customer service representative.
*Hold music*
*For three hours*
*Hang up*

Thank you for calling Amber Alert. If you wish to report a missing child, please press 1.
*1*
You have chosen to report a missing child. If your child is a white girl, please pró
*1*
You have chosen WHITE GIRL. A customer service representative will be with you immediately to take your details. Please hold as a nationwide manhunt is started. FOX News will be contacted immediately, so please prepare your wardrobe. Please contact a lawyer to represent you in your battle over movie rights. If you can not provide tears, tears will be provided for you. Thank you again for calling the Amber Alert Hotline, and have a nice day.
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