Blonde with a flat
A blonde had a flat tire, so she got out of the car and opened the trunk. She took out cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of the car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe it! They are exposing their nude bodies to the approaching drivers.
Cars start slowing down looking at the lifelike men which made it safer for her to work at the side of the road. Traffic starts backing up. Everybody is honking their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind her.
'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire,' she said calmly.
'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
She couldn't believe that he didn't know.. So she told him :
'Helloooooo, those are my
Emergency Flashers.'
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