Two men are exploring the jungles of Africa when they are captured by a tribe of cannibals. The chief says to them that they will be killed and eaten unless they pass and ancient test of manhood. The first part of the test, the chief says, is to go out into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of the same type of fruit. So the two men venture out into the jungle to complete the task. The first man comes back with 10 grapes. At this point the chief tells the man that he must now shove each piece of fruit up his ass without making a sound. So he begins inserting the grapes one by one into his rectum. He gets 9 of them in there, and on the tenth one he bursts into laughter. The tribe then kills and eats him. When he gets to heaven god says to him, "I saw what happened. You were so close. How come you burst out laughing?"
The man responds, "I saw my buddy coming back with pineapples."