Top 10 reasons why David Letterman should not bone the help...
1> Then they want a raise....I guess a second raise
2> Nasty stains on your desk
3> Performance Reviews have to include "Flexibility"
4> Company picnics turn into "woodsies"
5> The topic of orgies on every meeting agenda
6> Need a couch in your office for interviews
7> If you breakup you can fire them
8> If your not in the mood......delegate!
9> Monthly performance reports have white stains
10> You used to be known as "The Big Boss" and now everyone calls you "Tiny"