A man tells his girlfriend that he would like to try titty-fucking her. The woman asked how she would get any pleasure out of this. The man thinks for a bit then says, " Well right before i cum, ill stop punching you in the face."


A man is fucking a girl from behind and decides he wants to stick it in her ass. He pulls out and starts to put it in when the girls looks over her shoulder and says,"Thats awful presumptuous of you!" The man looks down and says,"Presumptuous? Thats a big word for an 8 year old."