The gay man and his straight friend....
There were once two friends. One was gay, and one was straight. One day, the gay man dies, and goes to Hell. The funeral passes and years later, his straight friend also dies and goes to Hell. When the straight guy enters Hell he is confused because it's really cold. He goes to see the devil and says "Why is it so cold? Isn't Hell supposed to be scorching hot?" The devil replies "Since that fag showed up, I can't bend down to pick up fire wood"