There was once this kid who had bad parents.
One day the parents were fighting and said "you bitch" and "you bastard" The kid asked "what does bitch and bastard mean?"
The parents said "Women and Gentlemen".
Another day the parents were fighting they said "you penus you tit"
So the kid asked "what does penus and tit mean?"
The parents said "coat and hat"
Another Day and the parents were still fighting and they said "fuck and shit"
The kid asked "what does fuck and shit mean?"
and the parents said " fuck means cut and shit means going toilet"
So one day there was a party and the door bell rang..
The kid opened it and said "hello bitches and bastards hang you penus's and tits over there mums in the kitchen fucking the chicken and dads upstairs shitting himselve.