cocks and pussys
Its Christmas Eve and little Tommy cant sleep. He is about to to down stairs for a drink when he hears his mother shout "I want your cock" and his father yell back " I want your pusy." He decide to go in to find out what those words ment.. " A cock is a scarf and pussy is a coat" his father tells him.
He goes back to bed and goes straight to sleep. the next morning he wakes up early and hears his father shout shit after cutting himself shavin. again, he goes in and asks what shit means.. "shit is another word for shaving foam. he goes down stairs to where he finds his mother carving the trukey. she cits her self and shouts fuck.. he again asks what fuck means. its the way you carve the turkey his mother tells him.. he then hears the doorbell ring and goes to see who it is... "Hello nanny and grandad.. may i have you cocks and pussys and il hang them in the closet. Dads up stairs washing the shit and blood off his face and Mums in the kitching fucking the turkey". The granny fainted
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