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Texas Germans

Texas Germans

Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German
speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road
notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: 'Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe

haben da hinein geschissen.'

Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have sh** in it.'

The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down

here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't

understand you. Please speak in English.'

The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
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