The Ten Commandments of Obamaism
1. Thou shalt have no other candidates before Obama.
2. Thou shalt not make any jokes about Obama.
3. Remember Election Day, and keep it holy.
4. Honor Obama above all.
5. You shall not murder, (EXCEPTION - your one of Obama's friends).
6. You shall not commit adultery against your gay life partner.
7. You shall not steal, (EXCEPTION - it's from U.S. taxpayers).
8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor, (EXCEPTION - it helps Obama win the election).
9. You shall not covet your neighbor's gay life partner.
10. You shall not covet anything that belongs to your neighbor (just kidding).
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