chuck norris factsfunny not lame
(1)when chuck norris was a boy he once urinated next to a truck..that truck is now known as optimus prime
(2)if you stare at the american flag for a while a 3d picture of chuck norris will appear
(3)chuck norris can turn back time by flexing and looking at the clock
(4)chuck norris created the girrafe by uppercutting a horse
(5)chuck norris beat the FLASH at a race with one leg
(6)chuck norris prob fucked your mom
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