two men were fighting over wether jesus was black or white. one of the guys said kill me and ill find out. so the other killed the guy. the guy that was killed went up to heaven and said "hey jesus, are you black or white?" jesus replied with "i am what i am." the guy asked for another life to tell his friend so jesus granted him another life and the guy told his friend jesus is white. the other guy looked at him and said "how do you know.?" the other guy said "because, if jesus was black he would've said i is what i is." ;D