Stoopid Blonde
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Did you hear about the Blonde that...
1.) Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
2.) Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years".
3.) Couldn’t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
4.) When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
5.) Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
6.) After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
1.) Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope.
2.) Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years".
3.) Couldn’t call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
4.) When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C".
5.) Baked a turkey for 3 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.
6.) After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.
- By: thelegendery
- Level: Hustler
- Added: 119 weeks ago
- Views: 671
- Comments: 1
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