jokes and stuff i guess.......
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in panties?
A. Clitty litter
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself
Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob
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