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Yo mama so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.

Yo mama so poor the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

Yo mama so poor people rob her house for practice.

Yo mama so poor she uses white-out as a tooth filler.

Yo mama so poor a walk down a clean alley is like a vacation.

Yo mama so poor homeless people hire her to hold their cardboard signs.

Yo mama so poor she remodeled her place with fresh newspaper.

Yo mama so poor she begs for money from the people who beg for money.

Yo mama so poor she has to go to the electronics store to watch her favorite program.

Yo mama so poor her dog gives her his leftovers.

Yo mama so poor the only time she gets a shower is when it rains.

Yo mama so poor she takes financial advice from homeless people.

Yo mama so poor she goes by the dump every day just to see what's on the menu.

Yo mama so poor she watches TV with one eye to save energy.

at Christmas time she takes her loved ones to the department store to show them the gifts she won't be buying them.

Yo mama so poor her idea of a skylight is a hole in her plastic sack hat.

Yo mama so poor I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said 'Who knocked?'

Yo mama so poor she had to put a happy meal on layaway
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