A couple walks into a restaurant, sit down and order drinks. When Fred (a mutual friend of the couple) enters with a beutiful 22 year old. The wife asks his husband,

""who is that girl?""

The husband replies,"oh, that's just Freds mistress" in a very casual tone.

"What is he thinking!!, what a jerk, i knew their marriage where having problems, i'm calling sara right now to tell her"..

"Calm down Jen, you are not calling anyone , it's their bussiness, their life and we are not medling in their affairs"

"Ok cuddle bear, that could never happen to us"


15 min into their dinner a beautiful young burnette, goes to the couples table and says:

"Why didn't you show up at my place last night"


The man answer,"something came up, i'm sorry , but i'll be there tonight."



As the girl was leaving , the women turned red and asks.


"Robert would you mind telling me who the hell was that"


"My mistress", again with a very calm tone.


The women turned ballistic , screaming "YOU THINK IM JUST GOING TO TAKE IT, U HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING ROBERT ULISSES SCRANTON , I WANT A DIVORCE.

The man stops the woman saying, " If you want a divorce you got it, just let me remind you that you signed a prenup , and you can forget about the house, the cars, the beach house, restaurants, fancy shopping, ALL OF IT.


The woman simply replied, "Our mistress is much prettier than Freds and Sara's, isn't cuddle bear.""