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Gates Of Heaven On Christmas Eve.

3 guys die on Christmas Eve. and St. Peter greets them.
St. Peter tells them that in order to enter Heaven they must find something that represents the spirit of Christmas out of what is in their pockets.

1st guy reaches into his pockets and pulls out a lighter and says it represents the Christmas candle. Very good St. Peter says in you go.

2nd guy checks his pocket and finds some keys, jingling them all about. He says the keys represent the bells they ring on Christmas day. Very good St. Peter says in you go.

3rd guy checks his pockets looking for something and pulls out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter cries what in Gods name have they got to do with Christmas...........

The guy says well there ah

There ah, Carols
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