A journalist sees a young boy being attacked by a Pit Bull.
Suddenly, a man runs over and wrestles the dog off of the boy and chokes it to death.
"That's amazing!" says the journalist, "I'm gonna write a story about you. I'll call it 'BLACK MAN SAVES BOY'"
"But I'm not black" replies the man.
"Okay, how about 'INDIAN MAN SAVES THE DAY'? the reporter asks.
"But I'm not Indian either. I'm from Pakistan" the man answers.

The next day, the paper runs with the headline 'PAKI CUNT KILLS FAMILY PET'.