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Jesus Plan to save mankind

Jesus was in heaven crying for mankind’s self-destructive ways, when the 12 apostles came, and started to cheer him up, when Peter asked Jesus, father "let's do something about it, I have an idea, let's all collect all the poison from earth and study it, so we can finally free mankind from hazardous drugs".

Jesus thought it was a great idea an immediately send everyone to collect drugs.

Later that night someone knocked on heaven’s door

"Who is it ???" asked Jesus

"It's me father , Peter and I bring marihuana from Jamaica"

Come on in son.

Another knock on the door.

"Who is it??” Jesus asked

"It's me father, John and i carry crack cocaine from Japan"

Go ahead John it's open.

Another knock on the door.

"Who is it??"

"It's Mathew and LUke father, and we bring crystal meth from USA and cocaine from Colombia"

"Come in my sons"

One more knock on the door

"Who is it??"

It's Judas father, and i brought the DEA motherfuckers EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND<< NOW!!!!!
rizo020 Uploaded 12/13/2009
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