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**2 fleas on a pussy. One's a burgular & the other one's a junkie. How can you tell them apart? The burgular is hiding in the bush & the junkie is sniffing the crack.

**The most common sexual position in married couples today is Doggy Style. Husband sits & begs for pussy & the wife rolls over & plays dead.

**The Sex Professor asks: "Do you know what your asshole is doing while your having an orgasm?" Woman replies "Probably deer hunting w/ his friends"

**Quote of the day: Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same but it ain't fucking right!

**Why do midgets laugh when they run? Cuz the grass tickles their nuts!

**98% of black men say they like sex in the shower.. the other 2% haven't been 2 prison yet.

**A man comes home & shouts "Honey pack your bags I hit the Lottery!!" She says "OMG what should I pack?" He says "Everything..GET THE FUCK OUT BITCH!"
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