The World’s Shortest Books:





THINGS I DID TO DESERVE

THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama

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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING

by Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

by Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates


THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
with Maps
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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THE MENSA GUIDE TO SMART DECISIONS
by David Letterman


MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy



MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton, with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson



THE PRINCIPLES OF AN OPEN DEMOCRACY EXPLAINED
by Senator Harry Reid



HOW I CONCEIVED AND INVENTED THE INTERNET

by Al Gore


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Complete Knowledge of U.S. Military Strategy!
by Nancy Pelosi