789 resubmit
vashfire87
Published
01/15/2010
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 right?
I think it's time you heard the full story.
Now, 6,7,8, and 9 used to be the best of friends. They grew up together, lived on the same street, classic Stand By Me stuff. Inseparable all through elementary and high school, no tighter group could be found. However, they did have their differences. 6, too be blunt, was kind of an asshole, but he was hilarious. You'd love him because he'd throw an occasional knife at a baby, and you'd hate him because he'd throw an occasional baby at you. 7, on the other hand, was a town hero. High school quarterback and honor student to boot. 8, was retarded. He wasn't the cool 8 you learn in second grade but the two circles kind from preschool. You'd play some baseball in the street and someone yells, "car!" and everyone scatters, but 8's chillin there with his glove open like, "i got it!" Now 9 was the classic fall guy. His dad was a cop so anytime shit went down he'd take the blame and his dad would get him out of it.
So anyways, after high school things were going fine, and 7 was about to get married to his high school sweetie 13. But 6, the asshole that he is, was tappin 13 on the side. One day 8 walked in on them, but he wasn't sure who he saw with 13, just that it wasn't 7. Being a good friend he told 7 and he was of course, crushed. He decided to catch 13 in the act so he made up a fake college visit and said he'd be out of town. His deception paid off the first night, as someone entered 13's house.
So 6 and 13 were up in the room getting into it, and they hear 7 bust down the door yelling. They start freaking out and have no idea what to do. Finally, just as 7 open's the door, 6 does a fricking hand stand and jumps out the window running upside down the whole way.
:zoom in on 7's face:
"that fuckin bastard 9"
7 is so hurt and angry, he goes over to 9's and fuckin eats him. The betrayal was deserving of such a punishment to him.
6 is freaking out. 7 fucking ate 9 for something he did. He rushed to 13's and smack's her, tells her never to speak a word of this to anyone.
"why couldn't you have just squished together so he'd think i was fuckin B?! i'd rather have him think i'm gay than have him eat me!"
Moral of the story, 7 did eat 9. just not how we thought.
and apparently you can't eat gay people.
basic rule of cannibilism.
I think it's time you heard the full story.
Now, 6,7,8, and 9 used to be the best of friends. They grew up together, lived on the same street, classic Stand By Me stuff. Inseparable all through elementary and high school, no tighter group could be found. However, they did have their differences. 6, too be blunt, was kind of an asshole, but he was hilarious. You'd love him because he'd throw an occasional knife at a baby, and you'd hate him because he'd throw an occasional baby at you. 7, on the other hand, was a town hero. High school quarterback and honor student to boot. 8, was retarded. He wasn't the cool 8 you learn in second grade but the two circles kind from preschool. You'd play some baseball in the street and someone yells, "car!" and everyone scatters, but 8's chillin there with his glove open like, "i got it!" Now 9 was the classic fall guy. His dad was a cop so anytime shit went down he'd take the blame and his dad would get him out of it.
So anyways, after high school things were going fine, and 7 was about to get married to his high school sweetie 13. But 6, the asshole that he is, was tappin 13 on the side. One day 8 walked in on them, but he wasn't sure who he saw with 13, just that it wasn't 7. Being a good friend he told 7 and he was of course, crushed. He decided to catch 13 in the act so he made up a fake college visit and said he'd be out of town. His deception paid off the first night, as someone entered 13's house.
So 6 and 13 were up in the room getting into it, and they hear 7 bust down the door yelling. They start freaking out and have no idea what to do. Finally, just as 7 open's the door, 6 does a fricking hand stand and jumps out the window running upside down the whole way.
:zoom in on 7's face:
"that fuckin bastard 9"
7 is so hurt and angry, he goes over to 9's and fuckin eats him. The betrayal was deserving of such a punishment to him.
6 is freaking out. 7 fucking ate 9 for something he did. He rushed to 13's and smack's her, tells her never to speak a word of this to anyone.
"why couldn't you have just squished together so he'd think i was fuckin B?! i'd rather have him think i'm gay than have him eat me!"
Moral of the story, 7 did eat 9. just not how we thought.
and apparently you can't eat gay people.
basic rule of cannibilism.
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