A LA CARTE DINNER COMBINATIONS
$2.69 each Includes Smeg Roll and Fortune Nookie


Cum Drop Soup 1. Goo In Hand..............$9.69
Fresh every 2.7 days For those dining alone


Pee Yu Platter 2. Goo Wee Chick............$6.99
Clothes pins extra Sloppy seconds no extra charge


Hoo Flung Poo 3. Cum Too Soon..............$6.99
Napkins and raincoats provided Order early, these go fast


Suc Sum Tit 4. Suc Mi Wang..............$6.99
Children's Special Traditional Chinese Meatloaf


Yung Poon Tang 5. Sum Dum Chick............$4.69
No take out orders You get what you pay for


LUNCHEON SPECIALS 6. Fuc Mei Slo..............$6.69
Not available after 10:00 PM


Sum Yung Chick........$6.99 7. Lik Mi Clit..............$6.99
Different and Delicious A Lip Smacking Oriental Delicacy


Won Hung Lo...........$6.99 8. Cho Kon It...............$9.99
Not For The Light Throated


Sum Dum Fuc...........$9.69 9. Fuc Sum Now..............$6.99
Same As #1 But With Extra Sauce For Those In A hurry


Chu Sum Twat..........$16.99 10. Wai Tu Yung..............$4.99
Dinner For Parties Of 3 Or More Not Available On School Nights


Suc Mi Pork...........$9.69 11. Tung Sum Chick...........$8.99
Chef's Special Chef's Special


Fuc Yu Man............$6.69 12. Sum Gulp Cum.............$9.69
Speciality of The House Low Cal Diet Special