A skinny little white boy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black rock-like guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little boy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch prick, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Ron."
The white boy faints and falls to the floor full of trash. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy asks.. "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little boy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch prick, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Ron
The small boy, "Turner Ron. Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn Around!!