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No legs, No Arms

A guy walks into a disco at a friend's house when he notices an armless and legless woman sitting in a corner. Feeling sorry for her, he walks up to her and says:

"Hi, I was just wondering, have you ever been kissed before?"

The woman replies, "No...", so the gentleman kisses her.

Then he asks, "Have you ever been felt up before?"

The woman smiles and once again replies, "No...", so, of course, the guy feels her up.

Suddenly the strange man asks, "Have you ever been f**ked before?"

Surprised but some-what excited at what is yet to come, the lady replies, "No..."

So, the guy picks her up, takes her outside, throws her in the pool and says, "Now you're f**ked!"
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