Bob goes out with the boys one night and decides to go against his wife's wishes and gets absolutely fuckin hammered. Bob gets so drunk he ends up puking all over his shirt and as he sobered he realized he was in deep shit. Paul, his dear friend came up with a plan and told bob to blame him for the puking on his shirt and that he put some money in his pocket for having it cleaned. So Bob feels confident yet still drunk, and when he gets home his wife asks "What the hell is all over your shirt?" Bob replies, "Paul threw up on me and put 10 bucks in my pocket to have it washed." His wife reaches in Bob's pocket and finds a 20. Bob quickly reacts and tells his wife "o yeah he shit in my pants too"