Guy went to a funeral house to visit his friend who worked there.

"Come in, Rick! I'll just finish here and we can go for a beer." his friend said.

Rick, curious of what his friend was doing, took a peek into one of the coffins, much smaller than the others - there was a dead midget in there, tied up with a rope.

"What's the deal with the ropes, James? You're afraid the dead midget tries to escape?" asked Rick, laughing out loud.

His friend quickly replied "I tied the midget to the coffin because the cat kept dragging him out to the back yard."