What part first goes to heaven?
hobbs1975
Published
03/22/2010
Miss Greene, A kindergarten teacher, Brings up
religion to her class. "Children", she says,
"What part of a person do you think goes to
heaven first when you die?"
Suzy raises her hand and says "I think your soul,
because you need a pure soul to get to heaven".
"Very good," says Miss Greene. "Billy what do you
think?"
"Your heart", says Billy, "because you need a
good heart to get to heaven".
"Very good indeed" says Miss Greene, "And you
Johnny, What do you think?"
"Your feet" says johnny.
"Why your feet?" asks Miss Greene
"Because I walked in on my mother and the mailman
and her feet were up in the air and she was
screaming "Oh GOD I'm coming."
religion to her class. "Children", she says,
"What part of a person do you think goes to
heaven first when you die?"
Suzy raises her hand and says "I think your soul,
because you need a pure soul to get to heaven".
"Very good," says Miss Greene. "Billy what do you
think?"
"Your heart", says Billy, "because you need a
good heart to get to heaven".
"Very good indeed" says Miss Greene, "And you
Johnny, What do you think?"
"Your feet" says johnny.
"Why your feet?" asks Miss Greene
"Because I walked in on my mother and the mailman
and her feet were up in the air and she was
screaming "Oh GOD I'm coming."
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