Mobsters fall into a police trap. The cops give 'driving too fast' as the reason and follow the standard procedure. "Can you show me your driver's licence?" asked the cop. "I don't have one." the mobster replied.

The officer smiled and said "I'll have to take you downtown." but the gangster gave him some documents and replied "Somebody stole my license, I have these papers as proof."

The policeman was confused but couldn't prove the guy wrong. After a short reconcideration, he decided to check the license plates and it turned out the car was stolen. "You're driving a stolen car. Please step out of the vehicle." said the cop, but the mafioso replied "It's not stolen, it was a misunderstanding. I reported that it was stolen, but my wife left it at the mechanic and forgot to tell me. Here are the documents that say it's my property."

The cop once again couldn't prove the guy wrong, so he asked him to open the trunk. In the trunk there was a dead guy.

"You're under arrest..." the police officer didn't even finish the sentence when the mobster said "Here are the papers that allow me to transport uncle Rick's body to the morgue."

The officer couldn't confute the guy's words and was about to let him go when he noticed something weird about the body. "Transporting your uncles body, eh? Then what is a hair curler doing in his ass?" said the cop, triumphing. The mafia guy took out some more papers and handed them to the officer, saying "Here's uncle Rick's last will."