I walked into my dr's office when he jumps up and says " I have been looking for you, I have some good news and some bad news which do you want first?".
I said "Jasus doc as bad as my day has been why dont you give me the good news first".
The doc says "You have 24 hours to live"
I says "Jesus doc wtf is the bad news?"

"I was looking for you yesterday".