Man: Let me have some grits and an RC.

Guy behind the counter: You must be from Georgia.

Man: What the hell kinda stereotypical remark is that? If I walked in here and asked for a sausage, would you think I was Polish?

Guy: No.

Man: If I walked in here and asked for some Chow Mein, would you think I was Chinese?

Guy: No.

Man: If I walked in here and asked for some pizza, would you think I was Italian?

Guy: No.

Man: Then why in the hell do you think I'm from Georgia?

Guy: Because this is a hardware store.