Maid answers: Hello?

Tough Mafioso: Put my wife on the phone.

Maid: Just a minute.

Maid comes back after a minute: I'm sorry but she's indisposed in the bathroom.

Tough Mafioso: I said put her on the phone. Now!

Maid stutters: She, she can't come to the phone right now.

Tough Mafioso: If you don't get her on the phone in two seconds I'm gonna come over there and pull your jaw from your face.

Maid stutters: You, you don't understand, she's in there with another man.

Tough Mafioso: What!?!

Maid: Yeah.

Tough Mafioso: Listen, this is what I want you to do, I want you to shoot them both dead and then get rid of the gun.

Maid stutters: I, I can't do that, I can't shoot anybody.

Tough Mafioso: You do it Now!

Maid stutters: I, I can't!

Tough Mafioso: If you don't do it right now I'm gonna kill you and your whole family. Go do it now! I wanna hear the shots.

Maid: Ok.

The tough mafioso hears two loud shots over the phone.

Maid stutters: I did it.

Tough Mafioso: Good. Whad'ya you do with the gun?

Maid stutters: I threw it in the pool.

Tough Mafioso: Pool? What pool? We don't have a pool!? ...Is this 734-2264?