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The Pickle cutter

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A MAN WORKED FOR MANY YEARS AT A CANNING FACTORY

ONE DAY, HE CONFESSED TO HIS WIFE THAT HE WAS POSSESSED BY A TERRIBLE OBSESSION: AN UNCONTROLLABLE IMPULSE TO PUT HIS PENIS INTO THE PICKLE CUTTER.

SHOCKED, THE WIFE SUGGESTED THAT HE SHOULD SEE A THERAPIST. THE HUSBAND PROMISED THAT HE WOULD THINK ABOUT IT, BUT HE CONTINUED TO REPEAT THE SAME STORY, UNTIL ONE DAY THE WOMAN, TIRED OF IT, TOLD THE MAN:

- WELL, GO AND STICK YOUR DICK IN THE PICKLE CUTTER AND STOP ANNOYING ME, IT'S YOUR PROBLEM!!

THE NEXT DAY, THE HUSBAND ARRIVED TO THE HOUSE DOWN-HEADED, DEEPLY DEPRESSED:

- WHAT'S WRONG? ASKED THE WIFE, PREPARING HERSELF FOR THE WORSE.
- DO YOU REMEMBER MY COMPULSION ABOUT PUTTING MY PENIS INTO THE PICKLE CUTTER?
- OH, NO! YELLED THE WOMAN - TELL ME YOU DIDN'T DO IT!
- YES, I DID!
- OH MY GOD!, WHAT HAPPENED!?
- I GOT FIRED ANSWERED THE HUSBAND.
- AND, UH... THE PICKLE CUTTER? WHAT DID IT DO TO YOU?,DID IT HURT YOU?
- NO..SHE GOT FIRED TOO!!
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