So it was night time right. A husband and wife were in bed. The wife falls asleep, but the husband turns on his lamplight and reads a book. After reading the book for awhile, he reaches over and fondles his wive's vagina. He does this for a short while, then goes back to reading his book.

the wife then gets out of bed and strips naked. The husband is in shock and asks "Why are you stripping naked?"

The wife replies "You were fondling me, I thought this was leading to sex?"

The husband says "No, no, no, i was just getting my fingers wet to turn the page."



( I heard this joke from a friend. If you heard this joke before, or if its just a repost, oh well, fuck you and dont read it again. IM TAKING NO CREDIT FOR THIS JOKE )