Dirty Funny Vampire joke!
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Three vampires walk into a bar to get a couple of drinks.
The Bartender asks the 1st vamp., "What can I get ya?"
Vamp 1 says," A shot of blood please." So the bartender gives him a shot of blood. He asks the 2nd vampire," What can I get ya?" He replies and says," 2 shots of blood." So the bartender gives him his shots.
Then the bartender asks the 3rd vampire,"What can I get ya?" The vampire replies and says," A cup of hot water." And the bartender is a little confused while he is pouring her drink. Then he hands it to the vampire and says," Do u mind me asking... why is a vampire like u ordering water?" The vampire pulls a tampon out of her pocket and says," I'm making tea..."
The Bartender asks the 1st vamp., "What can I get ya?"
Vamp 1 says," A shot of blood please." So the bartender gives him a shot of blood. He asks the 2nd vampire," What can I get ya?" He replies and says," 2 shots of blood." So the bartender gives him his shots.
Then the bartender asks the 3rd vampire,"What can I get ya?" The vampire replies and says," A cup of hot water." And the bartender is a little confused while he is pouring her drink. Then he hands it to the vampire and says," Do u mind me asking... why is a vampire like u ordering water?" The vampire pulls a tampon out of her pocket and says," I'm making tea..."
- By: mcfarlanehunter
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