sex jokes

Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
They’re called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

Did you know 70% of the gay population were born that way?
The other 30% were sucked into it.

How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an alter boy

How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat them.

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well hung.