A Bear is chasing a Rabbit through the woods. The Rabbit trips over a magic lamp. The genie offers the Bear and the Rabbit 3 wishes each.

The Bear wishes for all the bears in the woods to be female so he can fuck them all. The Rabbit wishes for a helmet.

The Bear then wishes for all of the bears in the country to be female, so he can fuck them all. The Rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.

The bear then wishes for all of the other Bears in the world to be female so he can fuck them all.

The Rabbit then gets on the motorcycle, rides off then says "I wish the Bear was gay."