Husband hates his wife
A woman gets arrested on a simple pety theft charge. She arrives at the court house and stands before the judge. The judge asks "what was it that you stole." The woman answers " it was just a can of peach halves and there were only 6 halves in the can." The judge, getting sick of these little things screwing up the court systems, decides to throw the book at her. "Miss, you stole a can of peaches with 6 peach halves in it, so you will receive 6 days in jail. One day for every peach half in the can." The woman standing there shocked. Right then and there her husband stands up and shouts out to the judge "JUDGE SHE STOLE A CAN OF PEAS TOO!"
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