Fun with canoes
DoomCock
Published
09/07/2010
Not sure if this is a repost, but here goes:
Three guys are adventuring out in the jungle together when they're set upon by a tribe of cannibals. They're taken back to the village where the chieftain explains that the tribe is going to kill them, eat their innards, and use their skin to make canoes. As the men begin to panic and protest, the chieftain says that, as an act of mercy, he will allow the men to decide how they die.
The first man chooses to die by the pistol he always carried with him. The chieftain agrees, and the man promptly draws his gun, fires off five rounds into five different tribesmen, and saves the last for himself.
When the commotion dies down, the chieftain graciously decides to let the incident slide, as neither of the other two men were responsible for the deaths of his brothers. The second man asks for a knife. The chieftain provides a large hunting knife and the man promptly stabs himself in the heart, falling to the ground and dieing.
The third man asks calmly for a fork. The chieftain and several tribesmen question the choice of 'weapon', but agree to allow it. The man begins stabbing himself all over his body screaming "FUCK YOUR CANOE!"
Three guys are adventuring out in the jungle together when they're set upon by a tribe of cannibals. They're taken back to the village where the chieftain explains that the tribe is going to kill them, eat their innards, and use their skin to make canoes. As the men begin to panic and protest, the chieftain says that, as an act of mercy, he will allow the men to decide how they die.
The first man chooses to die by the pistol he always carried with him. The chieftain agrees, and the man promptly draws his gun, fires off five rounds into five different tribesmen, and saves the last for himself.
When the commotion dies down, the chieftain graciously decides to let the incident slide, as neither of the other two men were responsible for the deaths of his brothers. The second man asks for a knife. The chieftain provides a large hunting knife and the man promptly stabs himself in the heart, falling to the ground and dieing.
The third man asks calmly for a fork. The chieftain and several tribesmen question the choice of 'weapon', but agree to allow it. The man begins stabbing himself all over his body screaming "FUCK YOUR CANOE!"
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