A ship is sinking in the Atlantic, and the captain tells the passengers that two people have to jump overboard so the ship won't capsize. A Japanese man walks to the edge and says,"I am an honorable man", and he jumps off into the icy water. Next, a large, handlebar mustache wearin', stetson hat sportin', root n' tootin Texan walks to the edge of the ships deck. He takes a look around and says, "Remember the Alamo!", and throws over a mexican.