A gynecologist is just starting out and has started to become pretty successful at his place of practice.

One day the most attractive woman he has ever laid eyes upon is waiting for him in the examination room. He can feel his blood pressure start to rise and becomes quite nervous.

He starts to fumble with the paperwork and can't find the proper words to speak. He is getting extremely uncomfortable but is trying to keep his composure.

He begins with the examination and decides to think of a song to whistle to take his mind off of what is going on and continues with his practice.

Shortly after the beautiful woman starts laughing a little and the doctor says "I'm sorry did I tickle you down there mam"? She responds, not really. The doctor asks what is so funny and she responds with do you realize that you are whistling the " I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener song"?!!