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Three guys were awaiting their judgement from god in heaven. The first guy walks up and god says "You may enter but how many times have you cheated on your wife?" the man answers "I have never cheated on my wife" so god tells him "You will get a mansion and a ferrari to drive."

The next guy walks up and god asks him how many times he has cheated. The man answers "I have cheated 3 times" so god gives him a 4 bedroom house and a mustang to drive.

The third guy walks up and god again asks "How many times have you cheated?" the man answers "seven times" so god gives him a 1 bedroom apartment and a Yugo to drive.

The 2 cheating men are walking by the first guy, rather jealous of what he got, and they notice he's crying so they ask him, puzzled at his depression and the guy answers "I just saw my wife riding a skateboard from that dumpster!"
syneyed Uploaded 10/02/2010
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