A priest took a shortcut through an alley and saw a young boy masturbating. "My son, you shouldn't do that," said the priest. "You should be saving that for when you get married."

"Sorry, father." The boy said.

10 years later the priest was in his study when a young man came in.

"Yes, my son?" said the priest.

"Father, you may not remember me, but 10 years ago you caught me masturbating in an alley, and I'll never forget the advice you gave then."

"And what was that, my son?"

"You told me that what I did was wrong and I should be saving it for when I get married," said the young man.

"That sounds like something I would've said," said the priest. "Did you take my advice?"

"Yes I did, Father; but there's a problem."

"What, my son?"

"I have three 55 gallon drums full of the stuff in my truck. Now that I'm getting married what am I suppose